ARE YOU HORNY?

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funnybro:

when someone who is usually really sweet and forgiving gets pushed too far and snaps

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(Source: budweiner)

vesley:

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

  • plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize

catnus:

You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort 

  • Me with no money: I want everything
  • Me with money: what the fuck do I buy

kians-redball:

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

(Source: amathophilia)

gooutfighting:

now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday

(Source: moistbottom)

Every Tumblr user ever
  • Me when I joined Tumblr: How do I start using this thing
  • Me now: How do I stop using this thing

(Source: theparamoreworld)

damn-you-steven-moffat:

if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

(Source: bastardalayne)

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot

(Source: notjackwhite)

I don’t mind clingy. In fact, I appreciate it more. When you constantly tell me you miss me, or get worried when I don’t respond quickly. Because it shows that you actually care about me, and if I truly like you, nothing you do will ever annoy me.

(Source: staypozitive)

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

(Source: ahaleytoremember)